I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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