i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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