Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
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We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
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just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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