Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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