My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
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I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
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My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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