I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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