Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
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Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
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Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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