just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
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What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
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On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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