Pappa wants mamma naked
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
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So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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