So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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