He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
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Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
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You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
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