I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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