problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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