bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
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just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
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So squirting runs in the family.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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