Non-Jews are for practice
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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