Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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