Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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