Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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