i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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