My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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