quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
In America we eat man semen.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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