He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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