pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Quick, to the slutcave!
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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