We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
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