he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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