singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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