We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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