Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
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