dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
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I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
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Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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