Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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