Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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