...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
