i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
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Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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