I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
