names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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