the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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