im drinking this country out of the recession.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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