You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I want her autograph on my taint
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
