Ambien. No doubt about it.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
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For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
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I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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