We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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