Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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