A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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