Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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