This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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