Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Randomize
