I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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