Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
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how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
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Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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