I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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