Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
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