She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
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I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
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You had me at "let me see your balls"
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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