i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Its about making memories worth repressing
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
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i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
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It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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