he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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