My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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