Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
