The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
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I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
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Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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