already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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